The Daily Shitcoin

All the news that's fit to HODL - Est. 2024

SatoshitCoin

The Genius Shitcoin

contract: Hh9nz8S5d7ih6fwBCp6Bj7ep18s8LYNr62HGm2ngpump

Satoshitcoin Logo

Moon-Ready Tokenomics

Not Your Average Shitcoin
Satoshitcoin is the lovechild of Bitcoin's mysterious creator... It's serious business,
but not really.

With a supply of 21 million trillion billion (we lost count), Satoshitcoin is ready to hit a market cap higher than the GDP of the entire galaxy.

How to Buy Satoshitcoin

  1. If you are a girl, grab your tits
  2. If you are a guy, grab your balls
  3. open your phantom wallet
  4. swap solana for SATOSHiT
  5. Hold & become a shitcoin baller!
Satoshitcoin Logo
Satoshitcoin Logo

We're definitely going somewhere!

''Our technology is powered by pure hopium and the tears of Bitcoin maximalists''

- Satoshitcoin Lead Developer

Suspected Satoshis

Craig Wright
Craig Wright
Dorian Nakamoto
Dorian Nakamoto
Nick Szabo
Nick Szabo
Hal Finney
Hal Finney

shit coin baller Anthem

shit coin Anthem

Ready to become a shitcoin baller?

Join the Satoshitcoin community today!

Ape in now!